Contributed by Mark Webb
As I see it, grunted Mr. Pig,
The human is much like the donkey.
Homo Sapiens,
Is badly mistaken,
To believe that he comes from a monkey.
Although human beings can walk on two legs,
And exhibit debatable class,
The human being is much like the donkey,
For both of them act like an ass.
The moral?
Grunt, sooie, oink, squeal,
Only a pig can have appeal!
